How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize