I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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