um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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