4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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