this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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