In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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