Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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