worst night to have a conscience
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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