It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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