This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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