dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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