I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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