I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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