Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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