awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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