i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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