Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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