he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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