It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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