WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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