I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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