Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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