At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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