I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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