I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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