i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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