Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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