If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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