just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
