I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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