it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I had to cum in my sink.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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