scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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