It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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