38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just found puke in my bra..
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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