You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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