when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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