id be glad to
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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