I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
lol hangovers are for mortals.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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