Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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