how can u be prego again
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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