Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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