He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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