i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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