On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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