Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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