she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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