Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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