do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Holy sore nipples Batman
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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