I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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