he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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