whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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