I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
