just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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