How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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