Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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