What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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