She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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