the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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