she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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