Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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