OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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